Why We Love One Direction

1. Their voices. 
2. Their smiles.
3. Their bromances.
4. Louis Tomlinson’s love for carrots.
5. Being covered in blue.
6. Harry Styles’ dimples.
7. Harry’s “innocent” comment to Matt Cardle.
8. Their jumpsuits.
9. Harry Styles’ four nipples.
10. The Alan Carr interviews.
11. Zayn Malik’s tattoo.
12. Zayn Malik’s drawings.
13. Classy One Direction. 
14. Their accents. 
15. Liam’s fear of spoons.
16. Zayn’s hard preperation for the tour. 
17. “Liam shampoos his eyebrows.”
18. Using unpopular words such as ‘anointed.’
19. Niall’s love for Nandos.
20. Harry and Jack Wills.
21. Their unconditional love for their fans DESPITE being pulled away.
22. “Vas happening?”
23. Their dances.
24. “Pat the dog, screw the lightbulb and then you go crazy.”
25. Their X-Factor video diaries.
26. “My worst habit is getting naked all the time.”
27. The way they say “Hi, we’re One Direction!”
28. “Maybe I’ll marry you one day, who knows?”
29. The song torn. The way they sing it, the way it started One Direction.
30. Liam’s love for turtles.
31. “In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots, since then I have recieved plent of carrots and now have a keen interest in women who love lamborghinis.”
32. Liam’s beautiful birthmark. 
33. “POTATO!”
34. The fact that the boys even exist.
35. How beautiful they look in the WMYB video.
36. The way they match clothes like they’re quintuplets.
37. Louis Tomlinson’s ‘bear attack.’
38. The way the boys share clothes.
39. The way they laugh. 
40. The boys aren’t just best friends, they’re brothers.
41. Liam Payne coming back 2 years later after his first chance in 2008. 
42. They match extremely perfectly. 
43. Harry being the adorable baby of One Direrection. 
44. They One Direction family. 
45. They boys at the One Direction christmas dinner. 
46. Getting pulled over for driving too slow. 
47. Harry’s supras and Louis’ toms. 
48. Niall: “What are you doing?” Louis: “Putting my hat on, what does it look like?”
49. “Peterpan.”
50. “SHE’S MINE!”
51. “No!” Jimmy protested.
52. What’s your favourite pick up line? Louis: “Will you marry me?” Harry: “Simple, but effective.” (NB: I accidently put yet in the picture, sorry.)
53. Ian, Hughy, Barry, Kyle and Wayne. 
54. Interviewer: “If you couldn’t of had the name One Direction, what would you be called?” Harry: “Uh, Direction One.”
55. Their eyes. 
56. Zayn’s earring.
57. Their love for animals (especially cats) ;)
58. They can still have fun.
59. “Is that turkey?” Zayn: *nods* “‘Cause I’m special.” (NB: Niall said the first line but I forgot it. :/ I’m slipping, sorry.)
60. “So, here we have a really interesting scarf, I’m not quite sure how that one works.” 
61. Zayn: “Uh, I had my first kiss when I was 17.” Niall: “What age are you now?” Zayn: “17.” Harry: “Sort your life out man.”
62. “SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
63. They love stripes.
64. “He’s talking shit, I’m the real deal.” Niall’s impersonation of the x-factor guy.
65. “I’d like to make a shoutout, SHOUTOUT!”
66. The way Niall finds everything funny.
67. Zayn’s ‘acting’ face. 
68. The way they pout. 
69. Harry casually in the studio with his pants down.
70. Can you play any instruments? Zayn: “I can play the triangle.” Louis: “Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle.” 
71. Louis’ bin head. 
72. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi.
73. Liam legendarily catching his sandwich in the last video diary. 
74. “HARRY, HARRY, GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY!”
75. The ‘turnstyle’ on Harry and Louis’ apartment. 
76. Alan: “‘Cause I heard that Zayn gooses you to get the high notes, is that true?” Harry: *laughing* “Yeah, yeah.” Zayn: “Err, No NO NO.” Harry: “Wait, no, no, no.”
77. Zayn: “Actually, I’ll have a softdrink too.” Alan: “Woo, party starts here with One Direction.”
78. Their laughs on the Alan Carr show. 
79. How adorable they are when they sleep. 
80. Their acoustic versions.
81. Harry: “I’m not a slut, I can count all the people I’ve slept with on one hand.” Zayn: “Yeah, if that hand was holding a calculator.”
82. Liams ‘bear hug’ hat.
83. Using aluminium foil to keep warm.
84. They help eachother out.
85. Their casual clothes and casual trips downtown. 
86. They’re always eating.
87. Their photoshoots.
88. They don’t take things too seriously.
89. Harry always having his thumbs up.
90. They still act like little kids.
91. How good they look in glasses. 
92. Harry laying down some tunes.
93. The new One Direction mobile.
94. Harry’s pink boxers.
95. “About to follow all these lovelys” - Liam. They really care for their fans.
96. They love eachothers families.
97. Harry loving ‘old school’.
98. Niall’s birthday present from the boys. 
99. Their awesome socks. (And Liam’s uniqueness.)
100. Rubber peanut.
101. Zayn: “And I used to watch power rangers.” Louis: “Love it.” *hi five* Niall: *rejected hi five*
102. “Get out of my kitchen!”
103. “Don’t stop because I’m talking.” Harry: “That’s what she said.”
104. Harry’s ‘Don’t mess with Harry, Harry’s the boss’ look. 
105. The way they play instruments. 
106. Their hats. 
107. Remembering where they’re from. 
108. Our boo bear. 
109. Being ambassadors for Pokemon.
110. The way Harry says ‘you’re my kryptonite’ in One Thing.
111. They chill with other English artists such as Ed Sheeran.
112. Niall being a boy belieber. 
113. Blame Niall. “Can’t we just blame Niall or something?”
114. They spent their 1 year anniversary at Laser Quest. 
115. Curls.
116. All of their hair.
117. I’m Harry Styles, I’m 16 and I’m from Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. It’s quite boring, nothing much happens there. It’s quite ‘picturesque.’
118. Tell us a little bit about yourself. “I work in a bakery.”
119. They’re good with kids. 
120. They’re fit; really fit. 
121. They love sport. 
122. Australian Edition. Liam’s new friendship with the Hot 30 countdown. 
123. They sleep in suitcases. 
124. Liam’s spelling.
125. Liam’s our scapegoat. 
126. Fireman Sam.
127. Liam’s love for Toy Story. 
128. How adorable they were as kids. 
129. They rule the TT’s. 
130. They’re making an effort to talk to fans across the globe.
131. Niall being number 1 on Sugarscapes Top 50 hottest lads. 
132. Liam and Zayn’s ‘accidental’ kiss. Zayn: “Liam and I were messing around and we accidently kissed.”
133. “I would probably poop myself.”
134. Sugarscape: “Do the boys put on an Irish accent to make you feel better?” Niall: “They boys do that anyway, if one of us is upset we all get behind eachother.” Sugarscape: “That could be misconstrued.” Niall: “True, I take that back but you know we all boost eachother. Ok this is going nowhere.”
135. The sugarscape interviews.
136. Intelligence is beautiful.
137. The pokemon video diaries. 
138. Niall’s Irishness and the boys’ imitations of him.
139. Because of Louis, Directioners now say ex oh ex oh, gossip carrot.
140. The boys at Milkshake City. 
141. Their underwear. (Yes, we’re taking stalking to a whole new level.)
142. They sleep together like brothers.
143. “Yeah buddy.”
144. Their signs when on vocal rest.
145. Harry does ‘boy band reaseach.’
146. Harry the university lecturer.
147. Their dolls.
148. Children in Need.
149. Their paper dolls.
150. Harry casually skinny dipping.
151. Louis’ suspenders.
152. Zayn’s ‘fear’ of water.
153. “Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, YEAH!”
154. Their documentary.
155. They own the charts. 
156. Harry’s exclamation point.
157. Liam’s everchanging hair.
158. Louis and Eleanor’s pictures together.
159. How sexy they look on tour.
160. “I was a man before you were born.”
161. They cook.
162. How awkward some interviews can get…
163. Niall’s teeth have always been perfect. 
164. Liam, Zayn, Harry and Louis all used some kind of transport in ‘Gotta Be You’ but Niall didn’t. He transported.
165. Australian Edition. #Teach1Dtosurf trended world wide after Liam talked to the hot 30.
166. “It’s Terrance so it’s D, it’s E, it’s R, it’s R, it’s R, it’s R, it’s R, it’s R.” ‘How many R’s are there?’ “Six.”
167. “That was a lovebite from Louis Tomlinson.” Louis often gives Liam lovebites to paranoy Danielle.
168. “Errgh! I’m a song!”
169. So far for Louis’ birthday, directioners have trended: -HappyBirthdayLouisFromAustralia -LarryStylinsonBirthdaySex -EleanorGetSome -HappyBirthdayLouis. Worldwide!
170. Zayn’s eyebrow wiggle.
171. They actually do signings for their fans.
172. Their wigs.
173. “I showed my bum in front of the whole school.”
174. They’re shameless promoters.
175. All the cute things on the “Up all night” tour.
176. They eat a Haribo sweet before they go on stage.
177. “And you, make your hair less curly!”
178. Louis’ random moments.
179. The boys on livestream. “Thomas, sing this is the moment! Sing that Tom! Sing this is the moment!”
180. Liam apparantley eats icecream with a fork. 
181. They’re truly the full package.
182. They boys all want a quiet christmas with family, a christmas meal but Zayn also wants a couple of games of scrablle, monopoly and cards.
183. Their gift wrapping competition. 
184. Their christmas pictures.
185. The way Liam sings with one hand on his stomach or chest.
186. ‘Daddy Direction.’
187. ‘Harold / Curly.’
188. ‘It’s gotta be Lou.’
189. Archimedes.
190. Zayn gives his cleaners a show.
191. Louis: “I’d be Susan Boyle.” Niall: “Why?” Louis: “Cause, uh, she’s a good dancer.”
192. The boys aren’t trusted with Simon’s number.
193. Liam: “Lately I’ve been dreaming multiple times about being friends with Justin Bieber.”
194. Calm down curly.
195. Harry: “They look a bit new, so I’m just going to scruff them up a bit.”
196. They only hire top end stylists.
197. Their backstage shenanigans.
198. Zayn: “Just another hards day work for Liam.”
199. Niall’s the cleaner.
200. Louis: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me!” Larry Stylinson at it’s best.
201. “Fly!”
202. Niall: “I don’t actually know where the lads are right now.”
203. Their soccer games get interesting.
204. “But I’m absolutely freezing my peanuts off.”
205. Niall: “They’ve actually been taking dancing lessons as we can clearly see.”
206. Pikachu is the cock block.
207. Getting pokemon to race is their form of entertainment.
208. “Yeah - eah -eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - eah - yeah - eah - yeah” Harry doubles as a diva.
209. The pokemon song. “Pokemon, pokemon, when I say pokemon, you say pokemon.”
210. Louis: “I never admit defeat. Liam you win.”
211. “Who’s there?”
212. Yesterday it was winklepickers. It’s a bit random to shout to 9000 people, but still.
213. Louis’ pink beanie.
214. Liam: “He’s got a better body than I do!”
215. “What girl do you like the most Harry?” Louis: Caroline!
216. Niall: “This one time we were in Leeds and this woman comes up to me and says if you’re looking for an older woman and hands me her number and address. Yeah, give me ten minutes, just gotta finish work and I’ll be ‘round.” Louis: “She was 72.” Alan: “72? You dirty bastard!”
217. Now take off 100 and add on 24, then divide by 2 and add of 7 more. And if you’re struffling now, it’s not hard to tell, you don’t know, your math skills are terrible.”
218. Louis: “I think I’d have to go with Susan Boyle.” Interviewer: “Susan Boyle, Ok and where are you going to dinner?” Louis: “The aquarium.”
219. Zayn’s booty shake.
220. Zarry.
221. Larry Stylinson’s synchronization.
222. Zayn gets quite emotional.
223. The Vas Happenin boys song. 
224. Zayn standing in the shower doing nothing is completely normal to Louis. Louis: “Zayn?” *shrugs*
225. Harry: “She wants to know what is the funniest thing that’s happened to us since we’ve been on x - factor?” Louis: “I BROKE A PENCIL! HAHAHA!”
226. The trouser, the trouser, the trouser, straight in the balls.
227. Niall’s laugh.
228. Pickle or salt?
229. They laugh at their own jokes.
230. Louis’ the only one that doesn’t hold the microphone when it’s on a stand.
231. Niall’s red vans.
232. Louis: “Harry wears a hat the day after he’s fooled around with somone.”
233. “Never call a girl fat. She’ll spend the rest of her life trying to starve herself.” -Harry
234. “We’re just so mischievous.” -Lou
235. “Until I find the perfect girl, I have Louis.”
236. “If you could marry any celebrity, who’d it be?” Harry: “David Hasselhoff.”
237. “I’m quite handy with the kazoo.”
238. “It’s Terrance, with T from Terrance, E from Errance..”
239. “Do you ever look in the mirror and think what wattage is my microwave?”
240. “I like to wear nothing to bed.”
241. What’s your favourite boyband? Louis: “Robbie Williams.”
242. The strangest dream I’ve ever had was a real carrying dream when I was youner. That is a true story. I used to go to school but I used to forget to put my clothes on an d I used to go naked.
243. “I think for one day, I’d like to be Harry. Because I’d like to have curly hair.”
244. “Harry’s nudity is contagious.”
245. “I like girls with a cute personality. Erm, I mean girls who are cute with a good personality.”
246. “I’ve been looking shabby for the last 12 years.”
247. Oreos.
248. “Kind of the woooooorld!!”
249. “Red bull doesn’t give you wings, it makes you sick.”
250. “I’m hungry 24/7.”
251. “I’ll always defend the ones I love even though I’m about as terrifying as a, as a baby penguin.”
252. “When Niall met Justin Bieber I had to take him out of the studio to scream.” -Harry
253. Zayn: “Hello?” Louis: “OMG ZAYN, I’M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!” Zayn: “Hi Louis.”
254. If you could have any super power, what would it be? Liam: “I’d be invisible.” Zayn: “You already are.”
255. “Never sacrifice who you are for anyone.”
256. “Even now it takes me a while to get to know people before I can properly be myself.”
257. “There comes a day when you realise turning the page is the best feeling in the world. Because you realise there’s so much more than the page you were stuck on.”
258. “If she has a nice smile then that makes everything else worthwhile.”
259. “Never think that it’s too late for change, things can always get better.”
260. “Everything happens for a reason, learn from it and move on. Don’t be bitter about what happened, be happy about what will.”
261. “If I were food, be a birthday cake. Because atleast I know I’d have a year before I got eaten.”
262. Harry: “It’s such a lovely day, birds are singing, fans are chasing us, oh look, a cute squirrel.” Liam: “Harry, remember, this is NOT a date!” Harry: “That’s not what you said before.”
263. “At christmas I missed Harry wandering around naked and Niall farting all the time.”
264. Liam: “We do our own ironing, you couldn’t see Take That doing their own ironing.”
265. “I used to practice snogging on the back of my hand.”
266. ”My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger.”
267. “I’d love to do a Britney and shave my head one day.”
268. “Head and shoulders please!”
269. “The awkward moment where Harry Styles sings I cud be a good good girl but I’ve bin bad before.”
270. Liam: “So we straightened Harry’s hair so a laugh.”
271. “I realised today how much I care about my boys, sounds very cheesy, they’re the best four best friends I could’ve asked for.”
272. Harry’s step dad’s bungalow
273. “..Followed by a swift BOOM!”
274. “Oh grandma, what’s my name?”
275. Pop, flop, fizzle.
276. Fact: If you type in ‘directionator’ to Google it says: did you mean directioner?
277. The boys have group icecream eating cry sessions.
278. Niall’s love for food.
279. “I once was a virgin with the knife, but now I’d say I’m a pro.”
280. We’re their girls, they’re our boys.
281. “To the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby grow but we just think it’s goddamn cool.”
282. “If we don’t win x factor do we think we’ll stay as a band? Louis: “Elastic band.”
283. “I’d actually like to be Niall for a day just because he finds everything absolutely amazing.”
284. Harry: “She wants to know what our favourite chat up lines are?” Zayn: “Vas Happenin’?” Harry: “Nice, Niall?” Niall: “I don’t have one.” Liam: “That’s a great chat up line.” Harry: “Liam?” Liam: “I don’t have one either.”
285. Louis: “Liam is the smart one, Harry is the flirt, Zayn is vain, see what I did there? Niall is the funny one.” Harry: “And Lou is the leader.” *laughter* “Because that is what was left.”
286. “Nialler.”
287. Zayn’s always sleeping, anywhere, all the time.
288. Pew, pew, pew.
289. With One Direction, safety comes first.
290. Liam is a really fast runner but in Red and Black he stayed back with Niall who’s not a fast runner.
291. If you liked it, don’t come back.
292. Niall is shockingly bad as using chopsticks. It’s appalling really.
293. They all have a unique way that they hold their microphones.
294. “Feel free to insult me but you don’t have the right to insult our fans.”
295. Zayn Malik as Mary Poppins.
296. Liam has recently taken up cleaning. He became overly jealous of Niall.
297. They call eachother ‘the lads’.
298. Liam is said to of called his pink straightener ‘Aussie’.
299. Harry can juggle.
300. ‘When Liam sings he makes his face look sad.’
301. ‘Louis needs a boat, he dresses like he owns one because he has no other clothes.’
302. ‘Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad.’
303. ‘Zayn’s the master of echoes’ (‘Echo’ ‘Echo’ ‘Echo’)
304. ‘Niall was raised by leprachauns so he won’t ever grow.
305. Fans: ‘We made 200 reasons why we love you.’ Liam: ‘200? Holy fuc-dgecakes. Holy fudgecakes.’ 
306. Liam: “I always wanted a brother and now it’s like I have four.”